Thursday, November 22, 2007

Tagging the One-track Mind!!

Okay, I've been tagged once again, this time from Preethi, of Incessant musings , ...She's done a good job of this, i must say...!

This one doing the rounds are those questions which guys have supposedly wanted to ask but were afraid they would get a whack for!!! I wonder which guy came up with these!! So let's hope I do my bit to clear that clouded mind, though I thought there was more to us than this...sigh...

Hey guys, just 22?



1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
terrible, imagine standing for a whole night!!!

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
I'm yet to find one my size...i have big feet, for the one-trackers..thongs are also flip flops:)

3. Does it hurt?
errr..I haven't yet found one!!!

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
crazy!!! thy name is me!!!Am i not answering these?

5. Does size really matter?
sadly it does... I'm talking about FEET here!!!!

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
not if mr. Bill is decent enough :)

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Do you have the time to hear?

8. Do you watch porn, too?
No, unless you count certain episodes of animal planet as that!!
Update: That was my frivolous way of dealing with an uncomfortable question. But now reading this again, i must say what i really feel. To each his own, but I don't watch porn and i think it is "SICK". Are you aware of child porn and does it not make your heart bleed to hear those stories? No industry can thrive without demand - think about it!!!

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
Depends on the reason its being given for and to whom its being given to!!!

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Guys!! a mystery...do wait till i finish laughing!

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
I never think i look fat...perhaps you've been watching kate moss and the reeds a bit too much!!

12. Why are you always late?
That's one of the mysteries too!!

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Why does that remind me of Darwin and his theory?

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Did somebody tell you we couldn't?

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
Do they? Hmmm... perhaps it is because they couldn't grow it longer?

16. How often do you think about sex?
everytime i fill those forms which ask - sex 'male' or 'female'...

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
the same as what i think of guys who sleep with gals, on the first date- ...

18. Would you?
Would i what? answer the question again?

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Hmmm...reminds me of a certain Oedipus!
on second thoughts, i think every girl likes to marry a guy like her father, so i guess it works both ways, within limits of course!!!


20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
hey not me.. the only guys i try to mould are my sons!

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
not really! as long as you don't drink and drive...more worried about the hapless people on the road!

22. Do you ever fart?
Hey! keep the red beans coming!one fart coming up!

This one turned out quite hilarious after all and it revealed something we all know...that certain guys never change! Unfortunate... because i do know many who are gems!!

On second thoughts, it would be nice to hear others' views on this, so anyone else, take it up, if you wish!!!

24 comments:

Tys on Ice said...

thanks..i stand enlightened...so many questions asked and revealed by a woman...i got one more small question: if men were able to get pregnant, would that make him a woman?

always wanted to know that..its like tht chicken and egg thingy..

*7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Do you have the time to hear?*

..tht was the best!!!

Preethi said...

Loved reading this... this was really funny!! I am sure you had fun doing this tag!

Preethi said...

And hey the pic is too good... is it directed at me???;) I dint google after all!! but then questions arent mine!!

Thinking aloud said...

Hey tys...these were asked by a guy!!!i think you would hav ecom up with better questions...already out with one :))

2 preethi...
oh yes, i had fun...and hey...u answered them too... so definitely the questions aren't yours! and no ididn't google too :( imagine what i would have come up with then!!!!

Prats said...

hey....great take on this tag set....really understood the male popolace well.....

@tys...y u wanna try?? No don't even think of answering it

Nags said...

cool! i am taking this up!! :D

rm said...

i was really fun reading your answers...and all of them were anticlimax..hihihi.

Ps said...

:-) Mr.Fab should definitely do this tag.there's a link to his blog 'pointless drivel' in my blogroll.This tag is just right up his alley.

Thinking aloud said...

2 prats...
hey, i would love to see you do that :)

2 nags..
Please do...would love to see what you come up with...waiting! :))

2 rm...
thanks...why don't you try it too?

2 ps...
Then he should do it...he can probably frame more questions too...:)

Rambler said...

guys are never a mystery right always an open book :)

rayshma said...

lol!! loved ur answers! :)

Raghu said...

you actually managed to answer all 22! Wow!

well done.. except i sue you that you projected my favorite channel under such bad light! :P

UL said...

I couldnt access your 'letter' post, could you send me the link again please? Thank you.

Joy said...

This was hilarious! :)

Marja said...

Ah this is hilarious. i love your answers. You have a great sense of humour Imagine standing for a whole night Hi HI

still trying too find "your letter" Your link on writers island doesn't work"

Keshi said...

hahaha good one!


**terrible, imagine standing for a whole night!!!

LOL!



Keshi.

Thinking aloud said...

@ rambler...
u r so right...but nothing like a little mystery to spice things up!!!

@ rayshma...
:)) thanks...

@ raghu...
yes! i actually managed! :)

@ UL...
my letter has just vanished due to the bungling of yours truly :( I deleted it instead of deleting a draft...stupid me!!! :(

@ joy, marja, keshi...
Thank you d glad i did my bit to get some curves around (of the smile kind)...:))

Aarthi said...

OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!! Awesome....u r rocking...:)

Thinking aloud said...

@ aarthi...
i had fun too!!! and thank you!

Na.Su.Krishnan said...

OMG..This is amazing!
One more question:
How do you feel after all these?

Thinking aloud said...

@na.su.krishnan...
that's question no.23! :)

Umesh said...

I'm not able to control my laugh and i'm at work. People are staring at me....

Nags said...

i have done this tag: check it out :D

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