I looked at her… she looked at me…she came towards me…with a very determined look. I cringed knowing that I would goof up again. Was i sweating? i hoped not...I would smell awful!!!
Was it going to be on the left or the right…left or right…?
She inched towards my left…i inched towards her right…
So intent was I on getting it right,
that I never realised
when she changed directions…
Clash!!! splat!! *$#& …a bruised cheek, an even more bruised ego!!!
What's with these new greetings anyways? These days, a hello seems to require a lot of precision and grace, just to safely connect.
So next time you meet me and decide to give me that cheek to cheek air kiss….i’d go for a back slap anytime…I’m a new fan of high five’s too…or a wide smile...I love smiling, see? :D
Don’t ever be cheeky to me!!!
sigh..okay..okay...I'm kidding...I love enthusiasm...just give me some notice, will you?
23 comments:
HAHAHAH!! that was really funny!!
What happened to the Good'Ol Handshake, Namaste, or even "Paaye Laagu" and "Charan Sparsh"
:D
Errr I think u need lot of practise.. :D
lol.. aargh.. I hate those kinda kiss greetings.. leaves me all uh huh whaaa! lol.. well said :-D
:) real funny. Have you read Bill Clinton's My Life? Some incidents are pretty hilarious like how he avoided being kissed by Arafat. If you don't want to be kissed, hold out your hand for a handshake and and gently squeeze their right arm with you left hand!!!! :) :)
aww.. that's the story of my life! first off i'm not too comfy with so much human contact! :D and then, i never get these things rite!
i can see the sense of humor's back & kicking! :)
I thought I was the only one with problems regarding physical contact :) lol
Tsk Tsk... :) Poor poor you... Will give you a crash course in acting hoity toity and air kissing et al..:) My profession thrives on it:)
i thought that you were referring to a mosquito bite.weren't you?i felt this cud pass off for your desire to hit the mosquito hard when she gets cheeky with you.
he he he ... :-D
lol!
Keshi.
has to be cheeky...and yucks....what happens if we miss even that ....the next one??? :O
lol....we dont do such things...!!...
We men seem to be kissing each other these days too. Whatever next?
The other day I had a left/right/left/right problem with a bloke and we ended with a kiss on the mouth! And he hadn't even shaved!
..boyz and galz,
i just KNEW it...!!! you laughed at poor me, didn't you? I'm just thankful...i didn't do a keith hillman hello...miss the cheek and land on the mouth...YIKES!!!
:D
Hey datz the hipper version of Jadoo ki jhappi.But the latter works better for me!Excellent read.
hahahohoha! I didn't get what you were going on about,what with smell and everything..! LOL! I hate these kisses/hugs, except when it is family.
Nice one!
I'm having fun time reading my friend's blogs and their friend's blog and their friend's......
its even more miserable for us guys who have to air-kiss some girls and not air-kiss the others.... and i am never sure which is which :(
koolkat
whr have you been? and yes, teh jhappi works well for me too :)
JLT
now why do i think you were rolling in laughter here? :)
rohit
same here, same here....nice to c u here, tho
guru!!!!!
LOOOng time, no? why do you HAVE to air kiss some girls?!!! just shake a hand next time...
i normally extend my hand which makes it quite clear.... but some women pucker up and lean forward to air-kiss you.... and that's what i meant when i said we HAVE to reciprocate... i guess it would offend them if i backed off in alarm, right? :P
ahhh yes, THAT would pose a problem...lage raho,
well, that's why precision matters...u wouldn't want a goof up there...:p
LOL :)))))) Cute post!
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