I've been having these little moments where all I seem to do is either pick up my remains of my jaw from the floor or bang my head at the wall steadily.
The 9yr-old seems to be in a hurry to reach 14. And it is not very easy on me. Not at all.
He likes Slipknot Psychosocial! "Slip knot what?" I spluttered.
He nonchalantly replies: 'Oh, its heavy metal!"
and then he gently goes a step further "and slipknot is the group's name. Psychosocial is the song's name!"
OHHH! *drops jaw, first checks to see that he is still 9 and then rushes off to google
He wants a pet, any size, any kind, any make, any shape. I offered myself, since i do dance to all their tunes and love them unconditionally. But he was not amused.
"If it makes you feel better we'll get a girl dog, okay?" he says
Sigh, i had no answer to that except the urge to say "erm not girl dog, bitch" then thought better of that! Who wants to willingly fall into the fire from the frying pan? Who?
and then, he dreamily says " I'll name my dog Metallica!"
Aiyyo! *drops jaw, sees a dog named Metallica dancing with a kid who likes unpronounceable bands and bangs head on wall
Every time something like this happens, I let go a little bit. He is growing up, I just need to grow up a wee bit more too. But my heart breaks a bit each time.
Then something like today happens.
I had been out yesterday, and I received this sms. It was from him and it said "Amma, my thoot fell out and I didn't cry" *he's been having major dental issues and has had almost every tooth extracted. this was the second time he had pulled it out himself.
I reached home much later and oohed and aahed over the gap in the smile. Managed not to mention the wrong spelling of tooth (I'm nice like that) and the day ended.
Next morning, it was the usual morning drama. I had just donned on my 10 arms and feet, and was perfecting my art of magically appearing in all the rooms at once, waking up the entire block in the process of waking up two kids, and I hear an outraged cry.
"The tooth fairy didn't come. My tooth is still here!"
Three things made their way into the fog of early morning dimwittedness that lingered over my eyes.
1. this particular tooth-fairy must have been a male. Someone's going to have a lot of explaining to do!
2. This hard metal loving 9yrold, believes in the tooth fairy? Really ? He actually looks devastated.
3. Gosh, I don't want to be the one to dismiss a childhood belief. I have like 5 minutes to do damage control!
So I hurried him inside to change into his school clothes, and morphed into my tooth fairy avatar.
Two minutes when he came out, I straightened the bed and said" Oh look, S, i think the tooth fairy has after all left u something, it seems to have gone inside the pillow cover. Must have been in a hurry"
An absolutely delighted 9 yrold put his hand inside the pillow cover and drew out a 10 rupee note.
What? only 10 rupees you, my readers, say? Shhh...that's what the tooth fairy could get in the last minute panic!
I turn around very very happy that a crisis has been averted, and do everything but a jig there. I'm so so pleased with myself.
Then a puzzled voice says "hmm... strange... she forgot to take the tooth"
Uh-oh!*THUD...THuD...major head banging moment
and then the 9 yr-old reasons out, " must be absent minded, nah?"*he must really really be believing in this tooth fairy!
All I could do was give him a big big hug, he's so forgiving isn't he?
The 9yr-old seems to be in a hurry to reach 14. And it is not very easy on me. Not at all.
He likes Slipknot Psychosocial! "Slip knot what?" I spluttered.
He nonchalantly replies: 'Oh, its heavy metal!"
and then he gently goes a step further "and slipknot is the group's name. Psychosocial is the song's name!"
OHHH! *drops jaw, first checks to see that he is still 9 and then rushes off to google
He wants a pet, any size, any kind, any make, any shape. I offered myself, since i do dance to all their tunes and love them unconditionally. But he was not amused.
"If it makes you feel better we'll get a girl dog, okay?" he says
Sigh, i had no answer to that except the urge to say "erm not girl dog, bitch" then thought better of that! Who wants to willingly fall into the fire from the frying pan? Who?
and then, he dreamily says " I'll name my dog Metallica!"
Aiyyo! *drops jaw, sees a dog named Metallica dancing with a kid who likes unpronounceable bands and bangs head on wall
Every time something like this happens, I let go a little bit. He is growing up, I just need to grow up a wee bit more too. But my heart breaks a bit each time.
Then something like today happens.
I had been out yesterday, and I received this sms. It was from him and it said "Amma, my thoot fell out and I didn't cry" *he's been having major dental issues and has had almost every tooth extracted. this was the second time he had pulled it out himself.
I reached home much later and oohed and aahed over the gap in the smile. Managed not to mention the wrong spelling of tooth (I'm nice like that) and the day ended.
Next morning, it was the usual morning drama. I had just donned on my 10 arms and feet, and was perfecting my art of magically appearing in all the rooms at once, waking up the entire block in the process of waking up two kids, and I hear an outraged cry.
"The tooth fairy didn't come. My tooth is still here!"
Three things made their way into the fog of early morning dimwittedness that lingered over my eyes.
1. this particular tooth-fairy must have been a male. Someone's going to have a lot of explaining to do!
2. This hard metal loving 9yrold, believes in the tooth fairy? Really ? He actually looks devastated.
3. Gosh, I don't want to be the one to dismiss a childhood belief. I have like 5 minutes to do damage control!
So I hurried him inside to change into his school clothes, and morphed into my tooth fairy avatar.
Two minutes when he came out, I straightened the bed and said" Oh look, S, i think the tooth fairy has after all left u something, it seems to have gone inside the pillow cover. Must have been in a hurry"
An absolutely delighted 9 yrold put his hand inside the pillow cover and drew out a 10 rupee note.
What? only 10 rupees you, my readers, say? Shhh...that's what the tooth fairy could get in the last minute panic!
I turn around very very happy that a crisis has been averted, and do everything but a jig there. I'm so so pleased with myself.
Then a puzzled voice says "hmm... strange... she forgot to take the tooth"
Uh-oh!*THUD...THuD...major head banging moment
and then the 9 yr-old reasons out, " must be absent minded, nah?"*he must really really be believing in this tooth fairy!
All I could do was give him a big big hug, he's so forgiving isn't he?
